Aaron: "Ashton, are you going to wear your new goggles in the bathtub?"
Ashton: "No, I don't want them to get wet."
Sidney: "My stomach hurts."
Me: "You better not have any ice cream then."
Sidney: "It's better now."
Me: "Ashton, Daddy is going to suck you up in his shop-vac."
Ashton: "My head is too big. It would never fit in there."
Ashton on Sidney's eating habits: "Sidney is a vacuum cleaner!"
Sidney: "Can I sign up to get a Wheel of Fortune ID number?"
Me: "No, you're not old enough. You have to be 18."
Sidney: "Is that in 11 months or 11 years?"
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