Ashton on me "smashing" Aaron...
Aaron: "Mommy smashed me...she made me Flat Stanley."
Ashton: "More like FAT Stanley."
...the brutality in this house abounds...
Sidney on my tan...
Sidney: "Mom, your arms are peeling. It looks a lot like leprosy."
Me: "Thanks, Sidney, but it's NOT leprosy!"
...this coming from the child who told me I was fat on the day I brought Ashton home from the hospital....
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