Monday, March 21, 2011

Kids Say the Darndest Things

Aaron:  "Ashton, are you going to wear your new goggles in the bathtub?"
Ashton:  "No, I don't want them to get wet."

Sidney:  "My stomach hurts."
Me:  "You better not have any ice cream then."
Sidney:  "It's better now."

Me:  "Ashton, Daddy is going to suck you up in his shop-vac." 
Ashton:  "My head is too big.  It would never fit in there." 

Ashton on Sidney's eating habits:  "Sidney is a vacuum cleaner!"

Sidney:  "Can I sign up to get a Wheel of Fortune ID number?"
Me:  "No, you're not old enough.  You have to be 18."
Sidney:  "Is that in 11 months or 11 years?" 

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